Just got my first spam... not a virus, just some old malarky that attaches to all your friends on Facebook. How does that market anything though? I mean how many people think: "Oh dear! Someone's invaded my personal friend network and made me look a prat. Might as well see what they've got on offer though, it might be good!". So after laboriously deleting countless posts sent out on my behalf, I really think I deserve to win the holiday. I am getting wise to this stuff though. Not long ago I received an email saying "Hi, I'm Crystal! I'm 22 years old,  gorgeous, have long blonde hair and wear a miniskirt. And I'll be in your area tonight". The only place I could think she might be would be down by the village shop as it's the only shop for 30 miles along south Loch Ness side. I explained to my wife that I'd better check as it was the middle of winter {minus 13 degrees} and Crystal might freeze to death in a miniskirt. I'm not stupid though, I had growing suspicions it was a scam so wasn't falling for any of it. I only waited for an hour and went home.